beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via tittytittygangbang)

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

(via pissmaid)

(Source: lover-gem, via pissmaid)

A SPECIAL SECRET DAD-MIC HIDDEN INSIDE THIS DAD’S BASEBALL CAP LETS US IN ON WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE DAD FULL TIME:

luciferianliberationfront:

dad: [muffled audio] 

unidentified speaker 1: [muffled audio] or hardly working?

dad: [unconstrained laughter]

(via congragulation)

"I forgot what I sent you"

— ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

(via tittytittygangbang)

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

(via the-anal-rapist)

funkies:

wavechild:

wipemedownremix:

its back

I’m deleting

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(Source: dreamshappenhere, via asinglecanofpepsi)

1980somethingspaceship:

girlyhina:

I love how this face

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is vague enough to be used for practically any reaction it’s just the best

dropped some food on the floor

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forgot to study for a test

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asked to answer a question in class but you dont know the answer

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someone calls you cute

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someone asks you out

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critical plot twist in a movie you didnt see coming

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theres so much astronaut stuff you cant fully function

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all your reaction needs

(via toastyghosties)

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @capricecrane

(Source: deadlybearhug, via proshchai)

hahasickburn:

vinesnow:

How normal girls laugh vs. My laugh

AMEN HALLELUJAH

(via the-anal-rapist)

(Source: sniffing, via 1innea)